I really, really hate soccer, and everyone I know does it! What could suck more than kicking a ball around for an hour in hopes of getting a goal and winning 1-0, which is what always happens because soccer has no offense or excitement, which is why I hate it. Also, I am fat and out of shape, so people who have abs and can run suck. I am bitter, but I do not suck.
There's no point to soccer in America, I guess. No one cares!!!11xcoree!1